notperfectstillgood replied to your post: To all interested ladies

Are you good at helping with cufflinks? I really need a wife that can help getting them on.

Cufflinks, ties, bow ties, cummerbunds, I can help anyone dapper up at the drop of a hat. At the drop of a top hat, that is.

ziontific replied to your post: To all interested ladies

yes hello what kind of mating dance is attractive to you

All manner of mating dances welcome.

operamatic:

candeezy:

Awhhhyeee thanks @viamikeho for the .gifs! You can watch the video here!

oh wow

wow wow wow

I’m just gonna…

take this…

somewhere private

#hello bonertown #yes yes good #good now you kiss that girl #you kiss her right on her junk

Liz, everbody.

angerliz:

whenever anyone talks about “leaving the fandom” or like “oh that person moved on from this fandom” i always think of the Lorax flying into the sky by the seat of his pants, leaving a wasteland and a couple of upturned stones, a blank tumblr/AO3 account with the word “UNLESS”

Or for those leaving angry

(x)

Best friends of ever.

robin-is-a-lizard:

Top 10 Childhood Movies (Requested by Anon) -> (2/10) Cats Don’t Dance (1997)

…to make gifs.

This is from Ugly Betty. I don’t even know what situation I’d use it for, I just couldn’t stop laughing at her face. XD