rinacat:

rinacat:

Inspired by liz’s post about xeno sex.

yoccu did a whole lot better one! Click here! (Warning: definitely Not Safe for Work! Tentabulge alert!)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

wunderscheisse:

Whoops, I forgot to add this to the previous post.

At least it feels like I’m active or something.

blackoutballad:

all i know is that i couldn’t go to sleep until these left my head.

full view [here]

Hello hot sexy people.

revolutionator:

aptstuck:

>assess the merits of kissing each of these roommates while asleep

that was cute! maybe you’ll give your ecto-brother a smooch on the cheek this morning.

hehe dave sure is funny when he gets all flustered!

you’re not quite certain what to think about that.

jade: look at your surroundings

wail

Yes you do, Jade. You know what this means. You know it. In your heart.

davehugs:

gather around for this rosejade headcanon keep reading this is very important

both of them are really active in the bad-dragon community, jade is a very typical furry and her account is something like WhiteWolf116 and she always leaves comments on the forums like “its so cute i love the color!!!!!!!!! :D” or “your toy shares the same name as one of mine!!! ^_^”

while rose is the kind to submit very eloquent reviews and makes long running advice threads. they both do picture or video threads and one day dave’s morbid curiosity leads him to this website and then

thats totally my sister and jade holy shit no way is this even real its actually them thats a tentacle there oh my god she’s wearing a tail

he continues going through this site and cannot believe it at first it was like “this is bros competition right puppets vs dragon dildos” but then it changed to “rose and jade are really into this stuff i didnt know they did this” aND THEN HE FINDS A VIDEO NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS SLAMS LAPTOP SHUT ACTS DODGY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

#im soryy yyy

Shh, shhh. Don’t apologize for such beauty.

theblueatom:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH top THAT 

based off of this post which is based off of this really ridiculous video

This is the right way to ship them yes

alizabith:

solution to all shipping fights: everyone marries everyone
i am a bastion of peace and harmony 

Here’s another HSO thing I did! This was my first ever collab with Ingrid called ‘Game of Gods’! She wrote the lovely words and I did the pictures. She is a sweetheart to work with!

To read:
AO3 Link
Dreamwidth Link

emmilions:

personality swap

unpopularbropinion:

wwonderful:

twudle:

guess what’s in each kid’s pillow

rose

no

dave is that a smuppet