May 2013
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I’m sorry I just gotta talk a little about Xena.
So this same episode, ‘Remember Nothing,’ the thing that made Xena want to turn it all back to how it use to be, was Gabrielle, having been a slave, was not the same good-loving, peaceful, talkative Gabrielle. What changed Xena’s mind was seeing Gabrielle fight back against her master and run a sword through him without...
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Alternate universe episode where Xena did not become the warrior princess and Gabrielle is a slave girl and Xena frees Gabrielle. I think someone in the writer’s room just got away with fanfiction.
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‘Xena: Warrior Princess’ more like ‘Xena: I Have Cut the Blood Flow to Your Brain.’
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Xena just keeps finding random family members everywhere. Father, brother, now a son, and they’re just, somewhere, along her journey, like she didn’t even know where they were. Keep track of your family, gurl.
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bettymcraycray replied to your post: So Gabrielle just died but it’s okay, Xena brought…
Oh my god wait are you watching the show for the first time? IT’S ONLY GOING TO GET STRANGER.
Very first time, yes! I had not seen any Xena at all before now! I look forward to the weird! :D
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So Gabrielle just died but it’s okay, Xena brought her back to life. And I didn’t cry at all, not at all. What? Like I’ve said before, my eyes just sweat sometimes.
Also a woman had a centaur baby in the same episode.
This freaking show.
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lostinmusicswaves asked: Would you recommend me to watch Xena? Please tell me I won't be discouraged by the hetero that's in the series
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Anonymous asked: I was talking about Frankie Foster from Foster' s Home for Imaginary Friends
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It is my expert opinion that the true star of Xena: Warrior Princess, are the sound effects. You know that team had the most fun. Especially when they add those fighting, whooshing sounds to a head turn. Or three in a row when Xena’s just looking around fast.
Also a lot of the crowd comments are the best. Just a disembodied voice that calls out from nowhere, with nothing really to add,...
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Anonymous asked: Red haired teen forced into near slavery for her grandmother's best friend while a young boy runs around with his insane friends.
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phrenotobe asked: She has really cute freckles and awesome hair, plays the piano badly and is super good at math. May or may not be a time lord. She has some kind of weird cousin or something, it's not really clear. They play baseball and bicker together sometimes. One time she found an entirely new particle and it was awesome.
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Anonymous asked: She's really good at building stuff. She's had crushes on a couple of guys, but one of those may have been an elaborate pun foreshadowing her future gayness. Which we're still not 100% sure will be a thing (fingers crossed). Also, she may have accidentally become the central figure in a cult.
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So I finished Lip Service some time ago, now I’m watching Xena, and so Netflix is suggesting like twenty lesbian docs and movies for me.
Its training is complete.
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Anonymous asked: She has this stick thing, that she always uses for everything, but later she trades it in for these two pointy things. And she talks pretty constantly, occasionally telling stories but usually just talking. And she hangs out with this warrior. Oh and she dresses really skimpy. I mean, she didn't always, but she does now.
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mitaukano asked: Um she has a shooty thingy? Not bullets though, it shoots like ropes and other junk. Some other girl is always trying to fight her and often goes pew pew while trying to punch her in the face. I think they like each other. Her moms a doctor, and her dad works for something like the IRS or NASA. Oh and her best friend is annoying.
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ladystonehugs asked: She knows everything women like and want and she learned it from...her mom's teachings. Yeah, her mom. Definitely her mom. Here have some totally platonic flowers she picked for you, lady.
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laufeeyson:
Describe a character really badly in my ask and I’ll try to guess who it is.
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So Elementary totally didn’t make me cry. Not at all. Not crying, what? My eyes just sweat sometimes it’s fine.
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guldentusks replied to your post: I just started the new Elementary episodes and…
GETS EVEN BETTER
HOLY SHIT IT DID
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And then the sixth minute passed and now I T______T
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I just started the new Elementary episodes and five minutes in I am SQUIRMING AND SQUEALING WITH DELIGHT HOLY SHIT ADLER AND SHERLOCK ARE
perfect. Simply, perfect.
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angerliz replied to your post: So Meghan Ory left OUAT because she got a lead…
omg why would anyone want them to stay RUN AWAY good god, run while you can
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So Meghan Ory left OUAT because she got a lead role in another TV show, and a lot of the OUAT fandom is bemoaning and even starting a campaign to bring her back. And also Jamie Chung and Sarah Bolger will probably be leaving if their pilots get picked up and, you know what?
GOOD! They should!! Get as far away from OUAT as you can, ladies. They all deserve way better than a crappy show that uses...
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lesbiaaans replied to your post: Writing musicals about 12-year-olds dealing with…
(also i love how you summed it up to me as ‘KIDS IN A MAGIC GARDEN’ you terrible decepticon)
Audience: “I don’t understand, this should be just fun and funny, it said it’s about a kids in a magic garden!” Me: “YOUR TEARS GIVE ME STRENGTH!”
bangonapiano replied to your...
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Writing musicals about 12-year-olds dealing with broken families, war, bullies and depression is super hard yo.
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notperfectstillgood replied to your post: I tried to rearrange my skirt and fell out of my…
Hail the princess of Genovia! :-)
Best reference thanks framing this what an honor
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susannugh:
favourite margaery quotes from this episode
“some women like women”
“you dont know until you’ve tried”
“fuck me sansa”
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Are the OUAT writers just completely incapable of following through with ANYTHNG??
[[MORE]]So-and-so died, wait, no they didn’t.
This curse/side-effect is irreversible, no it’s not.
If I do this it will drain me, no wait Emma can do it too!
It’s like, not only is the writing consistently horrid now, there’s just no follow-through of anything. There are no consequences....
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